- mom: honey why do you stay up so late
- me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT
Reading a novel, War and Peace for example, is no Catnap. Because a novel is so long, reading one is like being married forever to somebody nobody knows or cares about.
I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.
The freedom of living on your own.
1) who owns a jar of condoms?
2) those things need to come with instruction manuals.
3) I’ve read fan fic that can get me off quicker
I own a jar of condoms because I have sex and I’m responsible. Toys aren’t for everyone you get off with your fan fic, I’ll get off with my toys.
I’m not shoving my vibrator in your face demanding you pleasure yourself with it. Calm yourself.
Reblog for the comments. Who the fuck even does that. Hahaha jesus. Up the vibes/w.e the fuck